In a victory over the 4-H cult, Team Bentley rescued a steer from an Ohio county fair last Thursday. By bidding on each boy that came up for auction and telling the fair they would organise their own "processing" (brainwashing-friendly language for slaughterhouse) they managed to secure a rescue at a standard price. "It goes to show how hard the Geauga County fair had to work to insure Bentley's death," said team leader Sarah in a bulletin announcing the good news.

"To prevent playing God, we bid on everyone and got lucky with our little guy. We almost have enough money to get him to Texas, so anyone who can help out by pitching in a few extra dollars would be a life saver. We cut into our travel budget a little to insure we could save him; now he's safe, he just needs to get home!"

In addition to safe transport, the new team member also needs a name. "The little boy who raised him called him Frazz and he doesn't answer to it, so we were thinking about trying to find something that fits him better." To suggest a name or donate to provide transport, visit Team Bentley at http://www.myspace.com/savebentley